TERRIBLE TWO

MY INNER CHILD DOESN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING.  GROWING PAINS AGAIN.  MY STOMACH, HIPS.

YESTERDAY I BOUGHT CLEARANCE WHOLE CRAB AT MARIA SAFEWAY AND SPENT AN HOUR CLEANING IT STANDING AT THE SINK.  YUCK.  THAT'S WHY LUMP CRAB IS SO EXPENSIVE.  I ATE A LITTLE AND MY FEET SCREAMED.  I WANTED A CRAB SALAD.  NO WAY, I FROZE IT.  I HAD SOME CANNED CHICK WILD RICE SOUP,  PRETEND KRAB DOESN'T HURT MY FEET.  I GOT 3 CRAB CAKES I'LL BAKE TODAY.

I WENT TO  L X LUCKY'S FOR 3 X POINTS.  THEY DIDN'T HAVE MINI STRAWBERRY CREAM PIE SO I WENT TO SARATOGA LUCKY'S.  I ASKED BAKER ABOUT WHETHER REAL  CREAM BUT HE WAS WRONG.  YUM, BUT NOT REAL CREAM.  THEY DIDN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE CUP CAKES.  I DECIDED NOT TO GO BACK TO LAWRENCE EXPRESSWAY WITH A LOT.