47 years

AH, I WAS A CHILD.  I'M SO MUCH BETTER TODAY.  I WAS SO UNHAPPY WITHOUT EVER HAVING EXPERIENCED HAPPINESS.  I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS UNHAPPY.  I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS MORE TO LIFE. 

HAPPY UN-I-VERSARY TO ME.

91 o. AND I'M HAPPY.