CARROTS&STICKS

THE LUNCHES AT SRS ARE CARROTS EVERY DAY.  COOKED, IN SOUP, IN SALAD, USUALLY IN 3 COURSES. 

THERE'S A CARROT IN FRONT OF ME AND A STICK BEHIND THAT I CAN'T SEE. 
AND IF I DON'T GO FORWARD, THAT STICK'S GONNA WALLOP ME.  GILROY 1985.