Thursday, February 14, 2019

so sleepy

I TRIED STAYING UP TO WATCH THURSDAY COMEDIES AND JUST COULDN'T.  I TRIED WATCHING ORVILLE (OH, I JUST GOT IT WAS NAMED AFTER ORVILLE WRIGHT) BORING.  I WANT TO LAUGH AND IT WASN'T HAPPENING.

MAYBE THE CANDY.  THERE WAS A LOT.  VALENTINES WAS GOOD .

I ACCIDENTALLY FLASHED EVERYONE BENDING OVER TO GET ART A PLASTIC BAG FOR LEFT OVERS.  RED VELVET JUMPER RIDES UP IN BACK.  THE FRONT POCKETS WEIGH IT DOWN.  I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES NO ONE SAID ANYTHING.  MAURICE CAME OVER TO MY CART TO TELL ME THEY COULD SEE MY UNDIES AND I SAID I WAS GLAD I WAS WEARING THEM.  WE ALL LAUGHED.  I'M GLAD MY FAMILY SHAMED THE EMBARRASSMENT OUT OF ME.  BARE ASS.


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